Fluffiness: 9.5
Life after death (could it be stuffed?): 5
Thief-a-bility: 3
Cleavage: 4
TOTAL: 21.5

Fluffiness: 6.5
Life after death (could it be stuffed?): 8
Thief-a-bility: 9
Cleavage: 3
TOTAL: 26.5